the world is really turning into The Onion
Gillette unveils 5-bladed razor.
See, that's just insane. The world has officially gone completely bonkers. Nuts, I say!
ETA: Did this Onion feature really come out in February of last year? Five blades with two aloe strips... Terrifying.
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"The Schick launch has nothing to do with this, it's like comparing a Ferrari to a Volkswagen as far as we're concerned," Chairman, President and Chief Executive James Kilts, told Reuters.
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This guy even sounds like the guy in The Onion story.
Everything The Onion talks about seems to come true. I am keeping an eye out for a software engineer in the Bay Area hitting the lottery.
As proof, I give you this and this.
I'm just wondering how long it will take to get to SNL's 13 blade razor.
LOL, I can't remember which blog, but I was just just commenting about how insane the razor industry has become.
- Mike
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