Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Inconsequential Question of the Day



At my work, there is one bathroom. We have two roll-holders which are the normal roll holders, not those industrial-sized movie-theater mega-rolls. We, the employees, refill the TP rolls as we see fit from a closet near the bathroom.

Let's say you are in the bathroom, engaging in normal bathroom business of the variety you'd engage in if you are not a strangely repressed politician at an airport. One roll appears to be, say, 80% full, and the other, 20%.

Which do you pull from? My answer in comments.

12 Comments:

At 8/05/2008 03:41:00 PM, Blogger eingy said...

Instinctively, I pull from the bigger roll. But I've been thinking that the more reasonable thing to do is to pull from the smaller roll. And as a group, we should all do the same thing.

The reasoning is that if one is super-duper close to empty, or actually runs empty, two things are going on:
1. Thank goodness, there is still another almost full roll. Almost all possible emergency scenarios are covered by this backup.
2. There is a high probability that someone, possibly me, puts a new roll in the empty rollholder or on the tank if the lower one is not actually empty. Doubly covered.

If everyone tries to equalize in their *cough* business tractions, there is some higher probability that you'll have two very low rolls without backups. This can't cover *all* feasible emergency situations. And sometimes, rolls are lower than they appear. Oh the horror.

 
At 8/05/2008 04:05:00 PM, Blogger Seppo said...

Clearly, pull from the smaller roll. The people who pulled before you may know something you don't.

 
At 8/05/2008 10:58:00 PM, Blogger Joseph said...

Larger roll. I feel less guilty about the next person having to replace it. SO MUCH GUILT!!!

 
At 8/06/2008 12:05:00 AM, Blogger Andre Alforque said...

Smaller roll for the reasons you describe.

 
At 8/06/2008 08:30:00 AM, Blogger Rachel Olimb said...

GREAT question! I would definitely go with the bigger role because it's newer and has spent less time in a public bathroom - ewwwww!

 
At 8/06/2008 10:18:00 AM, Blogger hapacheese said...

...wait, you're supposed to use the paper?!?

 
At 8/06/2008 05:52:00 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

Always take from the smaller roll.

 
At 8/07/2008 06:59:00 PM, Blogger A_B said...

Always smaller roll. Less rolling resistance and therefore, less likelihood that the paper will rip inadvertently.

 
At 8/10/2008 08:42:00 AM, Blogger casacaudill said...

larger roll. i don't need the pressure of being the person who almost emptied the roll.

 
At 8/11/2008 03:04:00 PM, Blogger eingy said...

Wow. My friends are all insane! ;)

 
At 8/14/2008 02:48:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

tug from the smaller role . . . and as a side note: i took inspiration from the photo and now have the empty rolls in the downstairs bathroom* coupled with markers. (the idea is that while you're "there" you can make your own do-hickies and then pin them to the walls with the tumbtacks i've provided. =)

*the downstairs bathroom also has a basket full of books like "everyone poops", "the gas we pass", "walter the farting dog" and "that's disgusting" . . . =)

 
At 8/14/2008 11:10:00 PM, Blogger eingy said...

LOL @ Angie! That's so hilarious. And so appropriate. :)

 

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